I just had the GLORIOUS pleasure of watching Farnsworth Bently perform. Ummm...since when does he RAP?!? I <3 America. Only here can an umbrella wielding man servant for Puff Daddy can become a star. And only here can the Arizona Cardinals start celebrating their season: WHEN THEY HAVEN'T EVEN PLAYED A GAME.
A real entry tomorrow. I have to be in bed. At 10:50p. On a Friday. I used to have a cool life, I did. Fucking work.