What's Going On...

This is my list of my husbands and boyfriends. Now the difference between the two is HUSBANDS will live with me in my future compound in Utah, while the BOYFRIENDS are around when the husbands piss me off. Boyfriends also have the opportunity to be upgraded to HUSBAND status should they 1). Do something very hot or 2). One of my husbands REALLY pisses me off and does something to be demoted. It takes a lot to my husband and being upgraded happens very rarely.

HUSBANDS:

1.) JC Chasez- Member of *NSYNC. So very hot. Them eyes. That face. That voice!!! He is my perfect man.

2.) Freddie Prinze Jr.- Actor. He is just so cute!! Too bad he's engaged to the closet lesbian. I like Sarah, I do. It's just going to be sad when she leaves him for Selma. But, I'll comfort him.

3.) Grant Hill- Basketball Superstar. I have loved him since I was 12 years old. Now this is THE ONLY man I will share. It helps though that it's with my best friend Kai. She can help me get his wife out of the picture.

4.) David Borenaez- Actor. How can you not fall for him?

5.) Ken Griffey Jr.- Baseball Superstar. He is the ENTIRE reason I started paying attention to baseball. He has the most gorgeous smile.

6.) Kerr Smith- Actor. I didn't think he was hot on Dawson's Creek until he combed his hair and I saw him in Final Destination.

7.) Ben Affleck- Actor. One word: Armageddon. I really wish he would dump that no talent Jennifer Lopez.

BOYFRIENDS:

1.) Mark McGrath- Lead singer of Sugar Ray. He's just hot.

2.) Brandon Frasier- Actor. Four words: George of the Jungle. Cute, funny, and just a loin cloth!!

3.) Steve Burton- Actor. He is just so hot. Plus, I met him and he is so nice!

4.) Donald Faison- Actor. I could watch Clueless forever. SCRUBS is cool too.

5.) Nick Lachey- Member of 98 Degrees. He is so cute. It's just a waste he took back Jessica Simpson's dumb ass. Oh well. We all have our faults.

6.) Tyler Christopher- Actor. He is so hot. When he busts a sit up that is. Really glad he has his career back.

7.) Lance Bass- Member of *NSYNC. So sexy. Gotta love them eyes. I didn't think he was hot until I saw On The Line where he was so cute. To Kelly from Destiny's Child: Girl, how could you NOT want this man?!?

8.) Apolo Anton Ohno- Olympic Speed Skater. Damn, this is a hot boy. That smile is so sexy. Makes me wish the winter Olympics were every year!!

9.) Brian Gaskill- Actor. What is it about boys and a smile?

10.) Ricky Martin- Singer. Was a husband but proceeded to disappear so I had to demote him.


	August 14, 2002 at 12:01 p.m. This is my list of my husbands and boyfriends. Now the difference between the two is HUSBANDS will live with me in my future compound in Utah, while the BOYFRIENDS are around when the husbands piss me off. Boyfriends also have the opportunity to be upgraded to HUSBAND status should they 1). Do something very hot or 2). One of my husbands REALLY pisses me off and does something to be demoted. It takes a lot to my husband and being upgraded happens very rarely. HUSBANDS: 1.) JC Chasez- Member of NSYNC. So very hot. Them eyes. That face. That voice!!! He is my perfect man. 2.) Freddie Prinze Jr.- Actor. He is just so cute!! Too bad he's engaged to the closet lesbian. I like Sarah, I do. It's just going to be sad when she leaves him for Selma. But, I'll comfort him. 3.) Grant Hill- Basketball Superstar. I have loved him since I was 12 years old. Now this is THE ONLY man I will share. It helps though that it's with my best friend Kai. She can help me get his wife out of the picture. 4.) David Borenaez- Actor. How can you not fall for him? 5.) Ken Griffey Jr.- Baseball Superstar. He is the ENTIRE reason I started paying attention to baseball. He has the most gorgeous smile. 6.) Kerr Smith- Actor. I didn't think he was hot on Dawson's Creek* until he combed his hair and I saw him in Final Destination. 7.) Ben Affleck- Actor. One word: Armageddon. I really wish he would dump that no talent Jennifer Lopez. BOYFRIENDS: 1.) Mark McGrath- Lead singer of Sugar Ray. He's just hot. 2.) Brandon Frasier- Actor. Four words: George of the Jungle. Cute, funny, and just a loin cloth!! 3.) Steve Burton- Actor. He is just so hot. Plus, I met him and he is so nice! 4.) Donald Faison- Actor. I could watch Clueless forever. SCRUBS is cool too. 5.) Nick Lachey- Member of 98 Degrees. He is so cute. It's just a waste he took back Jessica Simpson's dumb ass. Oh well. We all have our faults. 6.) Tyler Christopher- Actor. He is so hot. When he busts a sit up that is. Really glad he has his career back. 7.) Lance Bass- Member of NSYNC. So sexy. Gotta love them eyes. I didn't think he was hot until I saw On The Line* where he was so cute. To Kelly from Destiny's Child: Girl, how could you NOT want this man?!? 8.) Apolo Anton Ohno- Olympic Speed Skater. Damn, this is a hot boy. That smile is so sexy. Makes me wish the winter Olympics were every year!! 9.) Brian Gaskill- Actor. What is it about boys and a smile? 10.) Ricky Martin- Singer. Was a husband but proceeded to disappear so I had to demote him.